MY BROTHER JUST WALKED INTO MY ROOM AND HE HAD A LIGHT BULB IN HIS MOUTH AND I WAS LIKE “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING” AND HE GOES “I WAS HAVING A LIGHT SNACK” AND LEAVES I’M DONE
MY DAD JUST CAME IN WITH A LIGHT BULB TOO AND MY BROTHER SHOUTS “I ALREADY DID THAT JOKE” AND NOW MY DAD IS ANGRY AT MY BROTHER WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MY FAMILY
tell me boy meets world wasn’t brilliant
miss will you please stop trying to slam dunk your newborn child
the broken barrier that I have been waiting 10 years for
The barrier is Harry.
Harry. The ultimate cock blocker.
The dialogue in this movie kills me.
I have a really hot waiter.Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.
wanna know what these all say?
"suck his dick"
what do you call friends who love math?
shut the fuck up coolscar
Rick Rolling your professor
HAHAHAAH! totally sang this in my head-love it!
Repeat after me kids:
A relationship does not have to be romantic and/or sexual to be important.
#the fact that they made us all love him BEFORE he was Captain America
The fact that she is running towards the grenade too. Sobs.
she is running towards the grenade too
I’ve got the strangest feeling someone is gonna kick my ass.