press z + c together on your keyboard
do it
W HA T WHEN HOW
WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED
(via the-lost-shoe)
aaaaaaai just saw porn on my dash and gagged
gagged on what?
i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit
(via neck0fthewoods)
For a children’s show, Adventure Time is full of adult fears
Being unable to care for your child
Being overpowered by your child
Being manipulated into an abusive relationship
Being attacked by your spouse
Depression and attempted suicide
Threat of miscarriage
Losing a loved one (or yourself) to Alzheimer’s
Not to mention a goddamned nuclear apocalypse
dont forget that princess cookie also dealt with trans* stuff (isnt a fear but it was soemthing they did)
(via the-lost-shoe)
Im eating just in case i get hungry later
(via fandom-deluxe)
hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr
(via turnipsalad)
its weird how google became a synonym for search
(via turnipsalad)
[tip toes out of a mutual follow]
(via turnipsalad)
Apparently there are these people who eat when they are hungry and stop when they are full.
so the legends are true
(Source: verityveritas, via coryy)
Doctor Who Meme: One Doctor [1/1]
↳Tenth
“Ooh, that was rude. Is that the kind of man I am now? Am I rude? Rude and not ginger?”
(via relishandjam)
Little red riding hood was dumb as shit how do you mistake a wolf for your grand mother?
(via letseatturtles)
why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me
Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.
(via letseatturtles)
- 1/3 of me: I wanna be fit and sexy and have a flat stomach and be lean and have lots of muscle.
- 1/3 of me: I wanna be skinny and tiny and dainty and delicate and bony and frail and look cute in everything.
- 1/3 of me: I wanna not give a shit about what I look like and be happy instead.
